When I first got the internet I was young and it was slow and it used the phone line and it was charged like any phone call. I spent maybe in total an hour a week in front of a computer screen. Now, it’s probably closer to 30 hours. If the internet was like it is now when I was younger would I be trying to add everyone in existence to a MySpace account? Would I have asked for Ableton lessons instead of the piano lessons and learned how to croche pink and yellow neon wool into a hat? Be a hip knitster. Maybe I could buy an electro shop, never open it and live in it.

The sign would always say closed.


